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fuckmoxy:

d e a d

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christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard

(Source: ahcalamity)



fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

image



Reblog if your penis is perfect.

(Source: naniithran)






achievement-hunter:

whodattbooty:

omfg you suave little shit

that kid’s got more game than I do wtf



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(Source: dolcewithoutgabbana)



rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”



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